The Josephine Files - #2

I was with Josephine this weekend, at my cousins bridal shower. I thoroughly enjoyed explaining what a mimosa is to her, and watching her milk it for the next 30 minutes after. At one point, she saw that I had finished mine and graciously offered hers to me, with a disgusted look on her face. "Here" she said, "I'm already a little loopy".
Don't worry, Josephine. I'll finish that for you.